Monday, February 8, 2010

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Well I think Ms Royce lost her Mentor -Ms Shaunie Oneal this weekend..Shaunie is outraged that she acted the way she did in Miami..She put her on blast in front of the other Gf's and Wives and kindly told her , THIS IS NOT THE WAY you DO IT !...

She told a mutual friend over a glass of wine and salmon " I guess you never know a person until, you know a person ."

Get ready for Ms Royce to have a nervous break down because her pass to the NBA wags access maybe declined ..And yes she will be around for the show still,But she WILL not be invited to Ms Shaunie little LA girly events anymore ..

Reggie Bush's Jump-off Shows off his Crib


I wonder how Kim feels about this?

André Leon Talley Replaces J. Alexander on America's Next Top Model


André Leon Talley has already finished filming the fourteenth season of America's Next Top Model. He replaces J. Alexander on the judging panel. (Miss J will return to fixing the contestants' busted runway walks.) Talley signed on for three seasons of the show, and tells WWD that Vogue editor Anna Wintour had "no hesitation at all" about him appearing on it, even though neither of them had ever watched an episode. But now, Wintour's going to start:

“Her reaction,” said Talley, “was, ‘Fine, André. Just let me know when you’re going to do it and how it’s going.’” (Reached for comment, Wintour said through her spokesman, “André is always onto new things on television, and I think his latest adventure sounds like a lot of fun and I look forward to watching him on the program.”)

Naomi Campbell Organizes Fashion Show for Haiti


Supermodel Naomi Campbell is showing her charitable side for Haiti - she's gathered the industry's top stars to hold a special runway show as part of New York Fashion Week. The British beauty has taken charge of Fashion for Relief and has called on pals including Christy Turlington and Marc Jacobs to take part in the event.

However, Campbell insists she would not have been able to organize the event at such short notice without the help of celebrity designer Charlotte Ronson - who graciously gave up her original time slot to aid the Haitian relief effort. Campbell explains, "Fashion for Relief only works if everyone comes together and makes it work."

And the supermodel's philanthropy has won her high praise from IMG Models agency boss Ivan Bart. Bart says, "Naomi is a superstar and has a lot of connections. She can make some phone calls and put on a show."

Items from the charity fashion show, which will feature a specially-designed Louis Vuitton handbag by Jacobs, will go on sale on the Net-a-Porter website in March and all proceeds will be donated to the CARE organization, which works to fight global poverty.

New York Fashion Week kicks off next week.

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Jaime Spears Dumped her Baby Daddy


Another Spears beau bites the dust.

Jamie Lynn Spears and boyfriend Casey Aldridge have ended their nearly two-year controversial relationship, a source tells E! News. During their time together, the teens welcomed a daughter, Maddie Briann, 20-months-old, and endured Aldridge's near-fatal car crash last April.

But Britney Spears' little sis isn't moping around post-split. The same source confirms reports that the 18-year-old has moved on with 28-year-old Louisianan, James Watson.

Watson reportedly owns a communications and television equipment company called Advanced Media Partners in Hammond, L.A. When contacted for a statement on his rumored romance with Spears, Watson's secretary told E! News he has "no comment."

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Sarah Needs a Cheat Sheet

Friday, February 5, 2010

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Ok it has been all over the blogs and TMZ, that Mathew had a paternity test and the baby "girl" is his. First of all Alex Wright is having her labor induced today and it's a BOY! I don't know where these blogs get their information but it's all wrong.


So today Mathew will be a proud father of his first SON. Well... after the real paternity test.

Tiger Checked out of Rehab


Shamed golfer TIGER WOODS has checked out of a Mississippi sex addiction clinic after completing his treatment programme, according to reports.

The sportsman has spent the last few weeks holed up at the Gentle Path clinic in Hattiesburg to deal with his infidelity issues after his cheating ways were exposed in November (09).

But he is on his way home to Orlando, Florida after leaving the facility with wife Elin Nordegren on Friday morning (05Feb10), reports RadarOnline.com.

The couple is now planning to spend time alone and work on repairing their fractured marriage after Nordegren allegedly changed her mind about filing for divorce.
 
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Rihanna Gets Paid More Than Beyonce for Fashion Show Appearances


Anonymous industry sources reveal Rihanna fetches $100,000 or more for attending a fashion show. Beyoncé makes less, at around $80,000 to $100,000. The Olsens could each make $80,000 a show, Julianne Moore $60,000, and Blake Lively $50,000. Meanwhile Kristen Bell will go for free as long as hair, makeup, and clothing are provided. Maybe she should go to fewer shows to increase demand. Basic economics, darling.

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Coroner: Casey Johnson died of natural causes


Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, died of natural causes related to diabetes, the Los Angeles County coroner said Thursday.

The 30-year-old socialite was found dead at a friend's home January 4, authorities said.

Johnson was one of the great-great-granddaughters of Robert Wood Johnson, a co-founder of the pharmaceutical giant, and was the daughter of Woody Johnson, owner of the New York Jets professional football team.

She died of diabetic ketoacidosis, the coroner found. The Mayo Clinic describes the condition as a serious complication of untreated diabetes.

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Brittany Murphy Died from Drug Intoxication and Pneumonia

Brittany Murphy died from multiple drug intoxication, pneumonia and "iron deficiency anemia" in what the coroner has concluded was an accidental death.

The Clueless star, 32, was found unresponsive in her Hollywood Hills home on Dec. 20, despite frantic attempts by her husband, Simon Monjack, and her mother, Sharon, to revive her.

Chief Coroner Investigator Craig Harvey specified that pneumonia was the primary cause of death, with drugs and anemia as contributing factors.

Lindsay Lohan Tossed her Drink in Samantha Ronson's Face

It may well be over romantically between former lovers Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan -- or at least for now -- but that doesn't mean that emotions, and tempers, aren't still running high.

They are -- so high in fact that RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the twosome got into a bitter, heated fight Wednesday night, which culminated in Lohan throwing a drink in Ronson's face!

"Sam was working her usual weekly gig DJing at Crown bar," an eyewitness to the altercation tells RadarOnline.com. "Lindsay turned up around 11 pm and she was in the mood for trouble!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

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There is an internal battle brewing in the knowles camp. Matthew & co. want Beyonce to forgo her proposed vacation begining in late Feb and ride this 'historic' grammy wave for the next six months, with interviews, recordings, videos, performances etc. plus promotion of her new fragrance.

Camp Knowles is really taking this win to head, believing this solidifies Beyonce iconic status. Now yall all know they like to strike while the iron's hot, so they see this as a perfect time to really take over, leaving gaga, taylor etc in the dust once and for all.

However Bey is hell bent on taking some time off. They got into it on Tuesday (backstage) during a Today show appearance. If Matt gets his way (like always) Bey will NOT take that proposed vacation.

Also, please believe the only reason Bey and Gaga did a video together was because Matt wanted to quell any possible rumors the gossip rags may have started regarding a rivalry between the two. He did the same thing when Shakira started to get big. This all goes back to the negative press Bey recieved after DC members were kicked out of the group. They just don't want that to happen again. However, Matt will not prompt Keri Hilson, Chrisette Michelle, Janelle Monae etc. for a duet with Beyonce because he does not see Black women artists as competition for Bey, especially darker ones.

Whew. Know the tea is all over the place, but wanted to get that out

Ne-Yo: 'Rihanna Assault Was Unacceptable'


R&B singer Ne-Yo is backing a campaign against domestic violence with a new song, "Heroes." Ne-Yo is donating proceeds from the single to the nonprofit organization Respect!, which aims to end abuse and promote respect in relationships.

While introducing the song at a listening party earlier this week, Ne-Yo cited last year's infamous incident between Rihanna and Chris Brown as a reason for teaming up with the organization. "What happened between Chris Brown and Rihanna was unacceptable, and we need to all work together and make sure it never happens again to anyone", he told the crowd.

“It’s unfortunate that it took an incident like that between Chris Brown and Rihanna to occur for this issue to gain awareness. This song is about being a hero to your significant other,” he added. “Coming from a home where there was domestic abuse going on with my mom and my dad, it struck a nerve with me so I wrote this song.”

You can download "Heroes" for free by clicking here.

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And the Hoes Just Keep on Coming


Tiger Woods got tripped up by tawdry text messages again on Wednesday.

This time it was the 100 or so missives he purportedly sent to hard-core porn princess Joslyn James, who insists they're proof Woods was in lust - if not in love - with her.

"You please me like no other has or ever will," Woods wrote last Oct. 1. "I am not losing that."

James, whose raunchy résumé includes flicks like "Big Breasted Nurses" and "My First Sex Teacher #12," insisted she was "in love with Tiger."

"Because of what he said to me and the fact that we were together for so long, I believed that he loved me, too," she said at the Los Angeles law offices of Gloria Allred.

Allred also represents New York party girl Rachel Uchitel, the first of many woman Woods reportedly bedded behind the back of his wife, Elin Nordegren.

Chelsea Handler Goes in on Beyonce and her fans


Booty poppin’ weave shakin’ diva Beyonce may have a lot of crazy stans (to put it lightly), but Chelsea Lately certainly isn’t one of them and she has no problem making her feelings known – and the Bey stans aren’t happy!



The drama started when Chelsea included Beyonce in one of her stand up skits on her popular talk show (in the video above), poking fun at the singers Grammy performance and asking why Beyonce hasn’t taken the “break” that she publicly promised recently.

After the skit aired the Bey stans, like clockwork, flooded Chelsea’s Twitter page with abuse, insults and threats as they always do. Well Chelsea saw the Tweets and decided to read them out on her show, poking fun at the stans inability to spell before going in on Beyonce some more.


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Elin Dumped her Divorce Lawyer


Tiger Woods wife has dumped her divorce lawyer, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Elin Nordegren made the move after visiting Tiger in his sex addiction clinic, as first reported by RadarOnline.com.

“Elin has decided to try to make the marriage work,” a source with knowledge of the situation told RadarOnline.com.

Anderson Cooper Outted by National Enquirer

The National Enquirer says Cooper and his boyfriend will adopt a baby. Even crazier than that, the National Enquirer is talking about Cooper's boyfriend on the front page. Even your mom is gonna see that at the grocery store!

It seems like the media coming out process is nearly complete for Anderson. On the front cover of the new Enquirer — which gives top billing to the latest heinous revelation in the John Edwards saga: he beat his cancer-stricken wife — is a headline that matter-of-factly refers to "Anderson Cooper & boyfriend." Unlike when Page Six made a veiled reference to his relationship with Benjamin Maisani, this story is putting it out there in every supermarket checkout and news stand in America. However, much like the NY Post story about his big butch firehouse of love, it seems this story is just an excuse to discuss the details of Coop's personal life. The Enquirer doesn't even address whether or not Cooper is in the closet, they just run with the very correct assumption that he is gay and in a relationship with Maisani. Now it's not just going to be the New York media types and the gays who are hip to the story, but the Enquirer's very middle-American, straight, and older readership — the same people who watch him on CNN.
 
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Who Was Missing From We Are The World 25 Years for Haiti?


Jay Z and Beyonce had no excuses. They were in town. So was Alicia Keys, who spent the weekend with boyfriend Swizz Beatz at the home of Paradigm Talent Agency chief Sam Gores and his wife, former soap star Jensen Buchanan. Alicia may have felt spread too thin between the Haiti telethon and her own Keep a Child Alive charity.

“They literally begged Lady Gaga to come,” a source told me yesterday. “She turned them down. She didn’t get it.”

Other people whose absence seemed conspicuous: Justin Timberlake. Jennifer Lopez. Madonna.

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More pictures here

Rihanna Talks About Witnessing an Exorcism

Naked Models on the Cover of Love Magazine


Jay Z Believes in Beyonce


Jay-Z has revealed he always expects wife Beyonce Knowles to win awards, so wasn't surprised by her phenomenal haul of six wins at the Grammys on Sunday night.

Jay-Z expects wife Beyonce Knowles to win music awards - because she's so "magnificent".

The '99 Problems' rapper - whose spouse took home a record-breaking six gongs at the Grammy Awards on Sunday night (31.01.10) - is always confident the 'Halo' singer will win whenever she is nominated.

He said: "It's almost got to a point where you just, you know, you're almost numb to it because she's so magnificent every single time."

J Lo Puffy Sex Tape?

Aides to Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband, Ojani Noa, say they want to quiz Sean "Puffy" Combs in open court on whether he filmed a sex tape with the singer.

Ed Meyer, Noa's business manager, told us he was ready to call Combs as a witness in court proceedings and quiz him on the possible existence of an alleged sex tape of the pair, who dated for over two years until 2001. Meyer also said he intended to put J.Lo on the witness stand and ask her about her sexuality since she was allegedly seen kissing a woman in another video filmed more than a decade ago.

Khloe Kardashian Still Hasn't Met Lamar Odom's Kids


Four months into her marriage to Lamar Odom, reality star Khloe Kardashian has not spent time with his kids and did not accompany her basketball husband on a recent trip to see Lamar Jr. and Destiny, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Liza Morales, his ex and the mother of his children, confirmed to RadarOnline.com that the Los Angeles Lakers star did travel to New York to spend time with his children just before Christmas. Morales also confirmed that Khloe was not present.

While Odom continues to build his new life with Kardashian, Morales is working on rebuilding hers while remaining focused on her kids.

“For the last three years I have been both a mother and a father to my kids," Morales said.

Open Letter to Kelis


Dear Kelis,

You look like an ass. Don't take that the wrong way, but you look like a donkey in this costume, and it is purely owing to the clothes rather than your lovely figure. It pains us to break the news to you, because we and the rest of the fashion world covet those Alexander McQueen hooves shoes on your feet, and have sick dreams in the night about putting them on and trying to walk around the city in them. That said, we must all look up to you for wearing these shoes out and not falling down, a task previously accomplished by Daphne Guinness and Lady Gaga. Yet therein lies your problem: You are not Lady Gaga, and this attempt at avant-garde fashion doesn't compare to her get-ups.

The ears crown of fake thorns on your head is like a sad attempt at Gaga's signature bird's nest for the face or unicorn hairdo. And the latex bodysuit is so close to your skin tone you look almost naked, which is how an animal might frolic through a field. And the gray tail — an astounding Über-trend fusion of gray hair and the ponytail braid — might make a great whip for unruly party guests, or lasso for the bartender when the open bar gets too hectic, but generally distracts from everything else you have to offer. Especially the shoes, which should be the stars of this ensemble. You don't have to try to one-up Lady Gaga's style to be successful! It might get you attention, but have confidence that your other gifts are worthy of shining more brightly.

Waging a campaign against all electronic messages signed "X" or "XX,"

The Cut

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Monday, February 1, 2010

Game Baby Mama Blasted After Twitter Marriage Proposal

After Game posted this marriage proposal to his baby mama on Twitter


This entry showed up on a random message board:

Sweetie, he may put a ring on it but that doesn't mean he still won't have his side pieces. I mean, what else is there for you to do? You're in your 30's, were a substitute teacher but lost your credentials. What's good, you couldn't do what was necessary to complete what needed to be done in order for you to be a teacher? I guess congrats are in order. You've come a long way since your condo by the mall. Realize that his family and close associates like Aleska better. Know that Aleska will always be in the back of his mind somewhere and she will get taken care of. Accept that he's not kicking his jump offs to the curb and that he will still be out on the scene.


This tweet coming after Tila is still running her mouth? Something's not good in the water right now..

Beyonce Thanks her ....Husband!? Did I Hear That Correctly?


Beyonce and Jay-Z, who quietly wed in 2008, rarely acknowledge in public that they're married.

But at Sunday's Grammys in Los Angeles, Beyonce, 28, couldn't contain herself.

As she accepted the Best Female Vocal Performance award, she told the audience she was "nervous." She then added, "I'd love to thank my family for all of their support, including my husband. I love you."

Jay-Z, 40, looked stunned by the shout-out.

At Sunday's show, Beyonce earned a record for most wins by a female performer after taking home six trophies, including song of the year for "Single Ladies."

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Beyonce's acceptance speech after the jump

Juelz Knowles Accepts Grammy with Rihanna and Jay Z


 
Did Jay Z totally not turn and hug his wife? Hmmmm

Lady GaGa and Elton John Grammy Performance

Even She Knew She Wasn't Supposed to Get It

Good thing Taylor Swift didn't win all eight Grammy awards she was nominated for, because she couldn't even hold on to the four she actually did win.

The 20-year-old attempted to pose with her four awards backstage, when one of them slipped and broke into pieces. See, not even Taylor's own Grammy thought she should have won for album of the year.


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What's The Big Damn Deal?

While everyone is running around acting like Pink's Grammy performance was the best thing since sliced bread, to me it just looked like a remix of her 2009 VMA performance. #overit


Saturday, January 30, 2010

J-Lo Trying to Block Lesbian Sex Tape

The representative for Jennifer Lopez’s ex husband Ojani Noa told RadarOnline.com that he will question the beautiful singer/actress about her sexuality in open court.

The long ongoing dispute between JLo and Noa went another round in court Friday with a judge rejecting JLo’s attempt to send the matter to arbitration. JLo has won several rounds of the battle as Noa has attempted to win the right to use home video of JLo for commercial gain.

But JLo’s attorneys previously obtained an injunction blocking Noa from using the home video.

Now Ed Meyer, who is Noa’s business manager and executive producer for his in-development movie, is turning up the pressure. Meyer told RadarOnline.com that he home video shot by Noa shows JLo kissing girls.

Kanye West Conspicuously Absent from Grammy Performer Roster


Grammy Awards producers have to know that there is no possible way they can replicate the magic of last year’s performance featuring hip-hop royalty T.I., Jay-Z, Lil Wayne and Kanye West – which was punctuated by a phenomenal, spotlight-stealing hook sung by a nine months-pregnant M.I.A. But that won’t stop the show’s organizers from at least trying, and it is doing so by announcing that Lil Wayne, Eminem and Drake will perform their hit “Forever” at the show.

What’s missing from that equation? West has a prominent role in “Forever” – but is conspicuously absent from the lineup. Grammy representatives haven’t yet clued us in on why West isn’t included on the list.

David Adbodji for Calvin Klein


Dear Calvin Klein: Thank you, thank you, a million times thank you for putting up a Houston Street billboard that doesn't star a sweaty-looking Eva Mendes or a bunch of bored models having a lackluster orgy. The ad above, featuring nude and glistening model David Adbodji, went up just this morning, and we can't get over how fresh and weird it looks after months of the same old glazed-eyed waifs. (It's also sort of hilarious how the suit on the right is nearly as shiny as oiled-up naked Adbodji on the left.) Cue neighborhood outrage in 3...2...1...

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TEQUILA HINTS THE GAME IS BABY'S DADDY, RAPPER DENIES THE STORY


Internet sensation TILA TEQUILA has set the gossip world alight by hinting rapper THE GAME is the father of her baby in a series of 'tweets', and then refusing to deny the story.

The model-turned-reality TV star announced she was pregnant earlier this month (Jan10) after backing down from a pre-Christmas (09) 'tweet', in which she told fans she was going to be a surrogate mum for her brother.

Shortly after announcing the baby news, Tequila took to her Twitter.com blog and revealed the father was a war hero who fought in Afghanistan.

She wrote, "(He) Served in the US ARMY 4 10 years & fought war in Afgan (sic) & got shot. Now hes out of Army after 10 years and is now a fireman and EMT!"

She also recently claimed the father was Swedish.

But now the reality TV star, real name Tila Nguyen, has sensationally hinted her baby's father is The Game.

Tila Says Game is Lying. He is Too the Father of her Unborn Child


Less than an hour after The Game denied he is the father of Tila Tequila's unborn child and said he even barely knows the reality and internet star, Tequila fired back at the rapper. She tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that time will prove that he is lying.


“Game, I don’t need to bicker and fight with you love, when I know a lot of shady things about you, that I can sell you out on but I’m not," Tequila said in a statement to RadarOnline.com.

"You know damn straight everything you said in that video [interview in which he denies he is the father] is a lie! Why would you do that??? But I don’t even care."

Tila says that there will soon be indisputable proof: "Just wait nine months for my paternity test. I’m not worried about it. Game has nine months to live out all of his fun lies. Live it up baby!"

"Nine months from now, it’s the big paternity test day! Now THAT doesn’t lie, unlike you sir.”

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Rihanna is no stranger to body art.

On Monday’s Ellen DeGeneres Show, she reveals how many tattoos she actually has.

"Approximately 13,” she says.

Her latest one is across her chest.

“It reads, ‘Never a failure always a lesson,’” says the singer, 21, who split with Chris Brown last year after he violently beat her. “It’s basically saying that it’s ok to make a mistake, just don’t make them twice.”  

Rihanna says she got the tattoo backwards so she can read it “in the mirror to myself.”

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Black Eye Thieves


Black Eyed Peas band is being sued by a singer that goes by the name of Phoenix Phenom and by her co-writer! The reason? These two claim the band stole their song, which was submitted to Interscope records. The song they say was stolen is what we know as Black Eyed Peas' number one hit 'Boom Boom Pow'. The problem is it can't be verified when the song was submitted to Interscope or if Black Eyed Peas really have stolen the song. But let's see if we can figure this out just by listening the song in both versions.



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Friday, January 29, 2010

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found out over the last few days that Mr. Short was in a sexual relationship with one of the dancers pictured below during the Stomp the Yard days.

on top of stone mountain during stomp the yard...
This was new tea to me as I was told that he had been dating another "friend" from ATL shortly after (2nd pic).     

Heeeey Cory!
Did anybody else know about this or am I tardy for the party?

Beyoncé Will Reportedly Rescue Lady Gaga in ‘Telephone’ Video, Clad in Destroyed Denim


Lady Gaga and Beyoncé are shooting the video for "Telephone" in L.A. today. The video is reportedly a continuation of Gaga's "Paparazzi" video, her epic collaboration with director Jonas Akerlund that made way for her to dangle onstage at the MTV Video Music Awards smeared up to her eyeballs with fake blood, after dance-hobbling around with a cane. But unlike "Paparazzi," "Telephone" is not about a broken heart and trying to make a man love you. It's about the opposite — trying to get your man to leave you the hell alone so you can focus on dancing and getting drunk in the club at the same time. The concept for the video reportedly involves Gaga getting imprisoned and Beyoncé rescuing her. As for their costumes, which are what's really important here, the divas are said to be wearing "destroyed denim pieces" by designers Franc Fernandez and Oscar Olima. Spring's denim explosion has been tough to accept, and downright weird much of the time, but if anyone can do the opposite for the material of what Jessica Beil did for it on the cover of Vogue, it's Gaga and her friend Beyoncé, who owes it to the world to explore just how skimpy cutoffs can get.

According to early reports, Beyoncé may not dance in the video. At first this seems like a crime against humanity, but it's probably only fair. Lady Gaga respectfully put her masks and crazy body stockings aside to wear a plain white leotard in Beyoncé's "Videophone" video. Gaga has said she told Beyoncé prior to shooting, "I don't want to show up in some frickin' hair bow and be fashion Gaga in your video ... I want to do you." Because fashion is where Gaga outshines Beyoncé ... and pretty much everyone. Shaking it is where Beyoncé outshines Gaga ... and pretty much everyone. (Review the scene in "Video Phone" where they dance side by side if you doubt us.) So perhaps she owes it to Gaga to let her hips lie just this once.

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Tila Tequila Pregnant by Game?

Former reality TV star Tila Tequila has claimed she is pregnant so many times at this point, we’re just not going to actually believe it until a baby actually pops out of her and swears it isn’t a joke. Even then, we might require DNA proof for verification.

Tila Tequila swears this time is for real and has even produced an alleged sonogram backing up her claim. Unlike last time, however, Tequila is not playing surrogate for her brother and his wife – this baby is supposedly all for her. As for the baby’s father, she hinted with comments on her Twitter feed that the daddy is rapper Jayceon Terrell Taylor, otherwise known as “The Game“.

Tequila has been spamming her Twitter feed with references to The Game in every other comment recently. She has not, however, actually come out and directly said he is the father of her alleged baby, but she has called him “babydaddy” repeatedly and stated the rapper was supposed to take her shopping for “the baby clothes.”
 
The Game posted a brief Tweet last night saying “To My Unborn child (2pack’s voice),” but we have no clue what the hell that means. This is the same guy who Tweeted in the previous comment “#imthetypeto fart in the bath tub & bite the bubble.”
 
If there is an actual, not-pretend baby on the way for Tila Tequila, we just can’t help but feel rather bad for that poor, poor child.

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Lindsay Lohan Naked and Looking Stank


Uncensored pics after the jump

Jessica Simpson Farted in a Business Meeting


Let's end this meeting on a high note!

A source tells Us Weekly that Jessica Simpson had a, ahem, windy moment during a business meeting for her denim line in late January. "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," says the insider.

"Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."

It wasn't Simpson's first brush with public flatulence: She famously cut loose on an episode of Newlyweds, telling then-husband Nick Lachey, "You love my stinky ass," and professed her fondness for between-the-sheets poots (a.k.a. Dutch ovens) to a radio station in 2008.

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